Good Jokes

Joke: Yo mama's so heavy, her picture fell off the wall.

Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Gorilla!
Gorilla who?
Gorilla burger! I've got the buns.

Joke: Only in America do banks leave both vault doors open and then chain the pens to the counters.

Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Al!
Al who?
Al give you a hug if you open the door!

Joke: C and C++ walk into a bar. They order drinks but C spills his all over C++. C++, infuriated, yells at him, "C! You have no class!"