Good Jokes

Joke: Bill Gates was out fishing when his pole started to jiggle. He reels in the fish and the fish asks him, "Please don't eat me, can't you throw me back?"

Bill replies, "Woah, a talking fish! I was going to throw you back anyways."

The fish swims away then turns back, "Now that you let me go, how about a wish?"

Mr. Gates replies, "Okay, what do you want?"

Joke: What's the difference between politics and organized crime?

Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Obama!
Obama who?
Obama self, can you be my friend?

Joke: Why is the life of a mathematician complex?

Joke: What did the gold say to the potassium when they jumped into the pool?