Good Jokes

Joke: What did the foot say to his wife?

Joke: Pascal, Newton, and Einstein decide to play hide-and-seek. Einstein is "it" first. Pascal runs and hides behind a tree. Newton stands right behind Einstein and draws a one meter by one meter square around himself.

Newton turns around and yells, "I found you, Pascal!"

Joke: What store do dogs refuse to go to?

Joke: Why did the man get a new car for his wife?

Joke: What's a pessimist's favorite compound?