Good Jokes

Joke: What do ghosts like on their roast beef?

Joke: Unlike a heart, Chuck Norris never stops beating.

Joke: How can you tell the difference between a dog and a tree?

Joke: What should you do if you don't like the way women drive?

Joke: An old blacksmith realized he was going to have to retire soon, so he picked out a strong young man to become his apprentice.

The old fellow was crabby and exacting. "Don't ask me a lot of questions" he told the boy, "Just do whatever I tell you to do."

One day the old blacksmith took an iron out of the forge and laid it on the anvil. "Get the hammer over there. When I nod my head, hit it real good and hard."

The town is currently looking for a new blacksmith.