Good Jokes

Joke: What kind of bear has no teeth?

Joke: Why are chemists better at solving problems than physicists?

Joke: Yo mama's so stupid she stopped at a stop sign and waited for it to turn green.

Joke: The Lord said unto John, "Come forth and receive eternal life."

But instead John came in fifth and got a toaster.

Joke: Bringing a gun to a knife fight is like bringing Chuck Norris to an atomic bomb fight.