Good Jokes

Joke: Why do dragons hate birthdays?

Joke: A man gave his wife super glue instead of chap stick.

She still isn't talking to him.

Joke: Why can't toilet paper go down the sidewalk?

Joke: A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says, "That's the ugliest baby that I've ever seen. Ugh!" The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her, "The driver just insulted me!" The man says, "You go right up there and tell him off – go ahead, I'll hold your monkey for you."

Joke: Yo mama's so fat, to get her through a doorway you have to grease the frame and hold a Twinkie on the other side.