Good Jokes

Joke: A child asks her mom "Why am I named Daisy"? The mother replies "because I dropped a daisy on your head when you were born." Her next child asks her "Why am I named Rose". The mother says "cause I dropped a rose on your head when you were born". The mother's third child says "ahghhhh" and the mother says "Shut up Deuce."

Joke: A man went to an Asian restaurant and told the waiter that the chicken was rubbery.
The waiter thanked him.

Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Ho ho!
Ho ho who?
Is it Christmas already?!

Joke: Yo mama's so poor, she starts conversations just to get your two cents.

Joke: Chuck Norris doesn't sleep, just waits.