Good Jokes

Joke: Two men were walking through a forest and spotted an aggressive looking bear. The first man took his running shoes out of his backpack and started to put them on. The second man said "You really think you can outrun that bear?"

The first man replied "Don't have to... I just have to outrun you."

Joke: What do you call a lazy baby kangaroo?

Joke: Why is multiplying by conjugate pairs so dangerous?

Joke: How do you fix an injured Jack o'lantern?

Joke: Why are corners the best place to be when it's cold outside?