Good Jokes

Joke: Which is richer: a lake or a river?

Joke: What's the highest form of flattery?

Joke: Why are the schools in Death Valley the lowest in the nation?

Joke: What did the tectonic plate say to the other when they bumped into eachother?

Joke: Give a man a fish and he'll eat for a day. Give a man a poisoned fish, and he'll eat for a lifetime.