Good Jokes

Joke: A kid from Texas is on the Yale campus for the very first time. He approaches a student and says, "Hey, can you tell me where the library is at?" The Yale student replies "At Yale, we don't end a sentence with a preposition." The kid says, "Sorry about that. Can you tell me where the library is at, jerk?"

Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Lego!
Lego who?
Lego to the movies!

Joke: What kind of car did Jesus drive?

Joke: Why did the stoplight turn red?

Joke: There were two goldfish in a tank. One turned to the other and said: " you man the guns and I will drive" Hahahhahahahhahah