Good Jokes

Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
A little old lady.
A little old lady who?
Woah, I didn't know you could yodel!

Joke: Yo mama's so poor, when I saw her walking down the street with one shoe I asked her "Did you lose a shoe?" She told me "No, I found one!"

Joke: What did the egg say to the frying pan?

Joke: Police Officer Nico receives a call from his chief. His chief tells him "Nico. I'm sorry but you're going to have to arrest your mother."

Nico starts to reply "Chief-" but is interrupted by his chief.

"Nico, I know it's hard, but it's part of the job."

Nico pauses and replies "Sir, I was just going to ask for backup."

Joke: When is homework not homework?