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Joke: Why can't skeletons play church music?
Punch line: Because they have no organs.
Joke: When do astronauts eat?
Punch line: At launch time.
Joke: What kind of music do mummies like?
Punch line: Wrap.
Joke: Where are cars most likely to get flat tires?
Punch line: At forks in the road.
Joke: Why can't Martian kitties drink their milk?
Punch line: Because it's in flying saucers!
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