Good Jokes

Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Owls!
Owls who?
Yes, yes they do.

Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Control freak. Now you say "Control freak who?"

Joke: How do you know when your hallucinations are getting better?

Joke: Yo mama is so stupid, she tried to kill a bird by throwing it off a cliff.

Joke: Chuck Norris doesn't flush the toilet when he's done, he just scares the poop out of it.