Good Jokes

Joke: Once a woman met a man at a party whom she hated and he hated in return. After a long bout of angry stares and squabbles she turns to him and says 'Sir, if you were my husband I would give you poison.' The man responds by saying 'Madam, if you were my wife I would drink it.'

Joke: Yo mama so stupid she threw a rock at the ground and missed

Joke: Yo' mama so fat, she has a real horse on her polo shirt!

Joke: Yo momma so fat, she ask Semrod to make her thin. And he said "I cannot, it's out of my power

Joke: What did the bee say to the flower?