Funny Jokes

Joke: Why was the actor detained by airport officials?

Joke: Why did the grocery delivery guy get fired?

Joke: A guy walks into a bank with a gun and starts to rob the place. He tells everybody to get down and if anybody looks at him he will kill them. With this somebody looks at him and he promptly shoots them. He then asks everybody, "Did anyone else look at me?"

One guy raises his hand and says, "I think my wife took a peek."

Joke: Why do stupid people use big words when they don't know what it means?

Joke: What's green, fuzzy and can kill you if it falls from a tree?