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Joke: The Nigerian Government is now offering a $3 million reward for the safe return of the missing girls. All you have to provide is your name, address, date of birth, bank details, and mother's maiden name.


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Joke: A blonde chicks boyfriend found out her password was "Snow White and the seven dwarfs." When he asked her why she replied, "They said it had to be 8 characters long at least."


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Joke: What do you call dogs that are born outside during winter?


Punch line: Slush puppies.


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Joke: Three blondes come to a river but can't figure out how to get across. One blonde says, "God, make me a fish so I can swim across the river." So she becomes a fish and swims across the river.

The next blonde woman says, "God, give me a canoe so I can make it across this river." A canoe pops up in the river and she makes it across.

The final blonde says, "God, make me smarter so I can make it across." Poof! She turns into a man and crosses the bridge.


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Joke: A kid was in the hospital because he ate six plastic horses. The doctor described his condition as stable.


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