Funny Jokes

Joke: Why do dragons hate birthdays?

Joke: A man gave his wife super glue instead of chap stick.

She still isn't talking to him.

Joke: Why can't toilet paper go down the sidewalk?

Joke: What kind of bear has no teeth?

Joke: The Lord said unto John, "Come forth and receive eternal life."

But instead John came in fifth and got a toaster.