Funny Jokes

Joke: A grasshopper walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The bartender says, "Hey, you know we have a drink named after you."

The grasshopper replies, "Cool! Give me a Jamal!"

Joke: Where do people go after a peek-a-boo patients accident?

Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Gone up!
Gone up who?
The bathroom is that way...

Joke: Why did the lemon disown his daughter?

Joke: What do you call a soot covered face, a large pickaxe, a hardhat, and overalls?