13 ratings
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Joke: A blonde girl takes her goldfish to the vet and tells the vet "I think my goldfish is having seizures."
The vet looks into the bowl, "Looks fine to me."
The girl snaps back at him, "Hold on! Let me get him out of his bowl first!"
2 ratings
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Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Moosh!
Moosh who?
Pork!
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Joke: What do you call somebody who spends money uncontrollably and eventually purchases an entire mall?
20 ratings
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Joke: A blonde, brunette and a red head are stuck on an island; but they see land in the distance and decide to swim to it.
The brunette swims 1/4 of the way but can't continue and decides to turn back.
The red head swims 1/3 of the way but can't continue and decides to turn back.
The blonde swims 1/2 of the way but decides she can't continue and swims back to the island.
1 ratings
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Joke: Why would a cop pull over a U-Haul?
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