Funny Jokes

Joke: a begger was on road saying .Please help a dumb poor.Credit cards accepted

Joke: What should homophones wear to protect themselves from homosexuality?

Joke: Why did the blonde tiptoe past the medicine cabinet?

Joke: A man asked his girlfriend for a newspaper and she replied, "Don't be silly, just use my iPad."

At first he was hesitant, but the fly never saw it coming.

Joke: Wife: "How would you describe me?" Husband: "ABCDEFGHIJK." Wife: "What does that mean?" Husband: "Adorable, beautiful, cute, delightful, elegant, fashionable, gorgeous, and hot." Wife: "Aw, thank you, but what about IJK?" Husband: "I'm just kidding!"