Funny Jokes

Joke: Can February march?

Joke: There are three men in a truck driving in a desert. Their names are Manners, Poo, and Shut Up.

Poo falls out of the truck but nobody notices. They finally stop at a gas station and Manners goes back to look for Poo while Shut Up waits at the station.

A policeman approaches Shut Up and asks "What's your name?" He replies "Shut Up." The policeman asks again "What's your name?!" He replies "Shut Up!" Annoyed, the policeman asks "Where are your manners?"

He replies "Gone picking up Poo."

Joke: Do you know where the shortest tribe in the world got their name, the Fuckawee?

Joke: Why do all of the bears in Australia have jobs?

Joke: It was so cold out today, I saw a lawyer put his hands in his own pockets.