Funny Jokes

Joke: What is 50 cent known as in Zimbabwe?

Joke: A tree walks into a bank and asks for a loan. The teller says, "You'll have to speak to our branch manager."

Joke: When can't your pencil write a check?

Joke: A blonde woman walks into a library and walks up to the librarian. She tells her "I'll have a double cheese burger, medium fries, and a large drink."

The librarian, slightly annoyed, tells her "Honey, this is a library. Not a McDonald's."

The blonde, extremely embarrassed, whispers "I'm sorry. I'll have a double cheese burger, medium fries, and a large drink."

Joke: A man gave his wife super glue instead of chap stick.

She still isn't talking to him.