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Joke: Why do NSA agents make great companions?


Punch line: They listen to everything you say.


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Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Olivia!
Olivia who?
Olivia, what are you doing in my house?!
Olivia = I live here


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Joke: Two blondes are hanging out and one of them pulls out a make up mirror. She is stunned saying "There's a face in there. She looks so familiar."

Her friend grabs the mirror, looks in it, and says "You're such an idiot. That's me!"


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Joke: How do you get a blonde to look into the air?


Punch line: Say "Look! A dead bird."


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Joke: How do you introduce beef to pork?


Punch line: Meat, meet meat.


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