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Joke: How does a Hawaiian Baritone Laugh?


Punch line: Alowha


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Joke: What do you call a zebra with no stripes?


Punch line: A horse!


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Joke: How did the bubblegum cross the road?


Punch line: He got a ride on the chicken's foot.


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Joke: how do they expel people in hogwarts?


Punch line: Expelliarmus


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Joke: A foreign woman walked into a hairdresser shop while she was on holiday. "Can you cut my hair into-" she pointed at a lady posing for the style in a picture. "-that style?" "We only do it with bangs," the hairdresser replied irritably. "Boss said so. Don't know why. People these days." "Ok." So the foreign customer went to the shop and bought some gunpowder. An hour later, in the storeroom, the boss heard a bang. "People these days," said she.


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