65 ratings
10 saves
By mamtoralol
Joke: The Wonderful Husbandπ°.... Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. A mobile phone on a bench rings and a man engages the free speaker function and begins to talk. Everyone else in the room stops to listen. MAN: 'Hello' WOMAN: 'Honey, πit's me... R u at the club?' MAN: 'Yes'π WOMAN: 'I'm at the City Centre mall now and found this beautiful leather coat. It's only $1,000 Is it OK if I buy it?' MAN: 'Sure, go ahead if you really like it.'π WOMAN: 'I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the new 2013 Models. I saw one π I really liked.' MAN: 'How much?' WOMAN: '$98,000' MAN: 'OK, but for that price make sure it comes with all the options.' WOMAN: 'Great! Oh, and one more thing, the house π‘I wanted last year is back on the market. They're asking for $980,000/-.' MAN: 'well, then go ahead and make an offer of $900,000. They will probably take it. If not, go the extra 50 thousand if you think it's really a pretty good price.' WOMAN: 'OK. I'll see you later! I love you so much! Youβre so generous!' MAN: βYouβre worth it. 'Bye!' The man hangs up. The other men in the locker room are staring at him in astonishment, with mouths wide open π§ The man turns and asks "Anybody knows whose phoneπ± this is?" πππππ³π
49 ratings
12 saves
Joke: A man walks into a bar with his dog but the bartender says "You can't bring your dog into here!"
The man replies "but this is no ordinary dog. You see, this dog can talk. I'll prove it to you. What covers trees?"
The dog replies "Bark!"
He asks "What's on top of a house?"
The dog answers "Roof!"
Finally the man asks "Who's your favorite baseball player?"
The dog says "Ruth!" The bartender immediately throws them both out.
The man says "What was that guy's problem?"
The dog answers "Maybe he's not a fan of the Yankees."
30 ratings
4 saves
Joke: A police officer came to my house trying to tell me my dog was chasing a kid on a bike.
I told him, "My dog doesn't even have a bike."
47 ratings
7 saves
Joke: A church puts out a wanted ad for somebody to ring their bell each day. A man with no arms replies to the want ad. The priest asks him "How can you ring a bell with no arms?"
The man runs into the bell face first and the bell rings loud and beautifully. The priest gives him the job. One day he misses the bell though and falls to his death. The priest and several other people come to the man's side and one of them says "Who is he?"
The priest replies "I don't know. But his face sure rings a bell."
86 ratings
4 saves
Joke: A man is getting into a nice warm bath to relax. Once he is situated he hears the doorbell ring. He is mad but he gets up and dries off. As he is walking to the door he falls to the ground hurting his back. When he finally gets to the door the person at the door says "Oh, sorry. I think I'm at the wrong house."
The man is angry so he yells "Are you serious?"
The person at the door replies "Chill out man, you need to take a hot bath or something."
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