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Joke: Joe Bob goes to Billy Bob's barn to see what he's been up to. He sees Billy stripping for his John Deere tractor. He slowly removes his overalls and twerks on it. Joe bursts in and asks, "Billy! What are you doing?"
Billy exclaims, "Dang Joe! You scared the life out of me! Me and the wife went to counseling and the therapist says I need to do something sexy to a tractor."
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Joke: Anthony and Maria get married but they can't afford a honeymoon, so they end up going to Maria's parents house for their first night. The next morning Timmy, Maria's little brother, goes to the kitchen for breakfast and asks him mother, "Are Tony and Maria up yet?"
His mother replies, "No."
Timmy says, "Do you want to know what I think?"
His mother replies, "No! I don't want to know what you think. Go to school."
Timmy comes home for lunch and asks, "Are Tony and Maria up yet?"
His mother replies, "No."
Timmy says, "Do you want to know what I think?"
His mother replies, "No I do not, go back to school!"
Timmy comes home after school and asks his mother, "Are Tony and Maria up yet?"
His mother replies, "No."
Timmy says, "Do you want to know what I think?"
His mother replies, "Fine! What do you think?"
Timmy replies, "Last night Tony came into my room for some Vaseline, and I think I gave him super glue."
4 ratings
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Joke: "Go!" is the shortest sentence in the English language. What's the longest?
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Joke: Why couldn't the NSA whistle blower leave Russia?
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Joke: Where do people go after a peek-a-boo patients accident?
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