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Joke: A man and a woman is out and skate, when suddently a terrible accident happens the women falls down. The man looks shoocked and says: what happened to your hands? Her : nothing im fine. Him: pew thank God for a minute there i thought you broke our dishwasher.


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Joke: 2 guys walk on to a bar.One guy says duck. The other guy hit the bar.


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Joke: Why did the badger cross the road?


Punch line: To go meet his FLAT mate.


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Joke: Q: How do you get a male deer to go away?


Punch line: A: You tell it to "buck" off


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Joke: Why did the robot cross the road?


Punch line: Because it was programmed by the chicken!!!


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