Funny Jokes

Joke: Why does a skeleton not like to go swimming?

Joke: You're so ugly if you were my dog I'd shave it your ass and make you walk backwards!

Joke: How many tweekers does it take to change a light bulb?

Joke: What would happen if ( say the name of some known tweeker town) "some-town-name" burnt down?

Joke: What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches?