Funny Jokes

Joke: What would happen if ( say the name of some known tweeker town) "some-town-name" burnt down?

Joke: What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches?

Joke: Hear about the new restaurant called Karma?

Joke: He had this one night stand.

Joke: Do you know why they outlawed the "wave" at Prineville and La Pines school sports events? (You can use names of your local towns.)