18 ratings
1 saves
Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
The polite interrupting cow.
The polite inter...
Excuse me! I'm sorry to interrupt, but moo!
7 ratings
4 saves
Joke: Two boys, John and Tommy, walk into a candy story. While in the store John steals 4 candy bars and puts them in his pocket. When the boys leave John brags, "I stole 3 candy bars, beat that!"
Tommy says "No problem, just follow me." They go back into the store and Tommy approaches one of the shopkeepers.
He asks the shopkeeper, "Would you like to see some magic sir?" The man says yes and Tommy immediately opens 4 candy bars and eats them as fast as he can.
The shopkeeper, who is now angry, asks "Where is the magic?"
Tommy replies "The candy bars are now in my friend's pockets."
15 ratings
1 saves
Joke: A doctor receives a phone call from one of his colleges, "Hey, we need a fourth for poker."
The doctor replies, "I'll be there."
His wife asks him, "Is it serious?"
He replies, "There's already three doctors there and they need me."
3 ratings
0 saves
Joke: Why did the spider go to the keyboard?
2 ratings
0 saves
Joke: Why was the man putting grapes on his ceiling before a party?
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