Funny Jokes

Joke: Which state is the home of small carbonated refreshments?

Joke: Two cows are eating grass in a meadow. One cow asks the other "I've heard Mad Cow Disease has been going around. You worried?"

The other one says "Why should I be? I'm a purple trapezoid."

Joke: Why doesn't AT&T run any jails?

Joke: What do you call an angry grandpa?

Joke: A man was telling me he was thinking about opening several underground water storage facilities.

I replied, "Well, well, well."