Funny Jokes

Joke: A blonde started riding a horse. She jumped right on and the horse took off. She soon lost control and began flailing her arms around trying to regain control; she thought she was a goner for sure. If it wasn't for the Walmart greeter unplugging it who knows what could have happened.

Joke: Why did Alabama raise the drinking age to 30?

Joke: What happened when one rubber band told another rubber band a joke that wasn't funny?

Joke: Why was the ink blot sad?

Joke: I just invented a word...