Funny Jokes

Joke: 1CHILD WAS IN A MARKET BUYING TOMATO. HIS FRIEND SAW HIM AND HIM THAT LETS PLAY CRICKET. THE CHILD HAD CRICKET BALL. BY MISTAKE HE TOKE TOMATO. THE BOWLER PLAYED A BALL AND BATSMAN HITED A SIX.WHEN HE REACHED HOME HE ATE THE TOMATO(THE BALL) HE SAID AAAAAA

Joke: A man is with his wife on his deathbed. He leans towards her, "Honey, I have one last wish. After I die, marry Joe."

She replies, "I thought you hated Joe?"

He looks her deeply in the eyes and with his last breath says, "I do."

Joke: A man asks girl a question Man-If a car can travel 800 miles per hour, how far can the car go in a hour? Girl-80mph Man-Try again Girl-8000 mph Man-I just told you the answer its 800mph

Joke: The Nigerian Government is now offering a $3 million reward for the safe return of the missing girls. All you have to provide is your name, address, date of birth, bank details, and mother's maiden name.

Joke: What do you call an artist that works out of a dark alley?