Funny Jokes

Joke: A blonde goes to the doctor after hurting herself. The doctor tells her, "You're going to have to take it easy at work for a couple of weeks." He then gives her a note for her employer.

When the blonde brings the note to her employer he tells her, "Okay, I guess you're going to have to have light duty for the next few weeks."

The blonde replies, "Oh no! I don't know how to change lights."

Joke: Why is the morning of January 1st the laziest morning of the year?

Joke: What do you call a man with no shins?

Joke: How is an iPad like a pirate?

Joke: Why did somebody get shot just before the 100 meter dash?