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Joke: A man tells the lady that takes tickets at the airport, "Send one of my bags to New York, one to Denver, and one to Miami."
The lady replies, "We can't do that sir."
The man replies, "Sure you can, you did it just a week ago."
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Joke: A deckhand approaches the pirate captain and tells him, "The cannons be ready, captain."
The captain replies, "Are."
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Joke: You know what makes me smile?
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Joke: A boy comes home from school ecstatic and tells his dad that gay marriage may soon be legal where they live.
His dad asks him, "Why are you so happy? You got a boyfriend?"
His son replies, "It's just the principle dad."
His father shrugs, "At least it's not the priest."
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Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Who's Duff?
Who's duff who?
You da foo!
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