Funny Jokes

Joke: How is going to Harvard like being a sex offender?

Joke: A teacher walks into a bar and asks the barkeep, "Can I have just have a soda?"

The barkeep replies, "I don't know, CAN YOU?"

Joke: What did the sushi say to the bee?

Joke: how do they expel people in hogwarts?

Joke: Why do vampires have no friends?