Funny Jokes

Joke: What did the sushi say to the bee?

Joke: a begger was on road saying .Please help a dumb poor.Credit cards accepted

Joke: What should homophones wear to protect themselves from homosexuality?

Joke: Why did the blonde tiptoe past the medicine cabinet?

Joke: A man asked his girlfriend for a newspaper and she replied, "Don't be silly, just use my iPad."

At first he was hesitant, but the fly never saw it coming.