Funny Jokes

Joke: What did the banana say to the doctor?

Joke: Did you hear that the man who invented the Hokey Pokey died? They couldn't get him into the coffin because they put his left leg in, and then his left leg out. Then they put his left leg in and they shook him all about!

Joke: What's the best way to burn 1000 calories?

Joke: A teacher is announcing her classes next speaker for career day, who happens to be a butcher. She says "He has chicken wings, pigs cheeks, and chicken breast."

One of the students blurts out "He must be really funny looking."

Joke: Why did the grocery delivery guy get fired?