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Joke: What has 200 teeth and keeps Godzilla at bay?


Punch line: My zipper!


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Joke: Why did the pop can crusher retire?


Punch line: It was soda pressing!


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Joke: A girl asks her brother, "What's the difference between socks and cellular division?"

To which he replies, "Not much, they both involve mitosis!"


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Joke: Why was everybody extremely surprised when Sally failed her driving test?


Punch line: She had Tweeted five times how great it was going.


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Joke: A deckhand approaches the pirate captain and tells him, "The cannons be ready, captain."

The captain replies, "Are."


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