Funny Jokes

Joke: When candy bars grow up, what do they want to be?

Joke: A man goes to a psychiatrist and says, “Doc, my brother’s crazy, he thinks he’s a chicken.” The doctor says, “Why don’t you turn him in?” The guy says, “We would. But we need the eggs.”

Joke: What do u get when you cross a cactus and a pig?

Joke: Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill?

Joke: How are opinions like assholes?