Funny Jokes

Joke: What is the worst part of waiting in line at the knife museum?

Joke: What's the difference between a jazz and rock guitarist?

Joke: A lawyer is getting out of his Rolls Royce and a truck slams into his car. He yells, "What the heck are you doing?!"

The driver replies, "Are you serious, you car so much about money you didn't even notice your arm is missing?"

At this point the lawyer freaks out, "And my Rolex!"

Joke: How do you kill a dumb blonde?

Joke: A man was telling me he was thinking about opening several underground water storage facilities.

I replied, "Well, well, well."