Funny Jokes

Joke: A termite walks into a bar and asks the waitress, is the bar tender here?

Joke: A man's wife comes up to him and tells him, "Take off my shirt." So he does.

She then tells him, "Take off my skirt and high heels." So he does.

Then she tells him, "Take off my bra and underwear." So he does.

Finally she tells him, "I better never find you wearing my clothes again."

Joke: What should homophones wear to protect themselves from homosexuality?

Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Luke!
Luke who?
Luke through the window and see!

Joke: A man walks into a bar with some jumper cables. The bartender looks at him and says, "You can get something to drink but don't try to start anything."