Joke: A man's wife comes up to him and tells him, "Take off my shirt." So he does.
She then tells him, "Take off my skirt and high heels." So he does.
Then she tells him, "Take off my bra and underwear." So he does.
Finally she tells him, "I better never find you wearing my clothes again."
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Joke: Mahatma Gandhi spent most of his time barefoot, covering his feet with calluses. He ate very little, which made him frail. His odd diet also gave him bad breath.
What did this make him?
Punch line: A super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.