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Joke: A man's wife comes up to him and tells him, "Take off my shirt." So he does.
She then tells him, "Take off my skirt and high heels." So he does.
Then she tells him, "Take off my bra and underwear." So he does.
Finally she tells him, "I better never find you wearing my clothes again."
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Joke: Why do car company executives have such great memories?
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Joke: Mahatma Gandhi spent most of his time barefoot, covering his feet with calluses. He ate very little, which made him frail. His odd diet also gave him bad breath.
What did this make him?
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Joke: How did the man get a job managing a sink hole?
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Joke: Why did the lemon disown his daughter?
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Joke: How do you drop an egg on a concrete floor without cracking it?