Funny Jokes

Joke: What do you call a bear without an ear?

Joke: How is life like a box of chocolates?

Joke: A termite walks into a bar and asks the waitress, is the bar tender here?

Joke: What has 200 teeth and keeps Godzilla at bay?

Joke: Thomas was out of work with the flu for a couple of weeks. When he gets back to work his friend Joe asks him, "Hey, are you doing okay?"

Thomas replies, "It was the best!"

Joe replies, "What? Weren't you sick?"

"My wife truly loves me," Thomas explains,"Every time a delivery guy or the mailman came to the door she would run to the door yelling, 'My husband is home! My husband is home!'"