Punch line: Die, dye!

Punch line: As in "My uncle Pete sure has a Nascar." **(nice car)

Punch line: As in "I knew Billie Sue wud marry me the moment I cauterize". **(caught her eyes)

Punch line: As in "Not one more but tumor". **(two more)

Punch line: As in "Me and my cousin Ernie was running from de law and we had to jump over defense." **(the fence)

Punch line: As in "The boss said he wants bofus to go do that job." **(both of us)