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Joke: A man in his early 30's boards a flight from New York to L.A. and is seated next to a woman in her early 30's. Both are attracted to each other and start up a conversation. The two of them lol together when they find out they are exactly the same age being born on the same day, month and year. The woman suddenly remembers she had breast implants and had not pumped them up for over a week. Embarrassed and wanting to impress the man she excuses herself to go to the restroom. In the bath room she quickly checks her hair and make-up while flopping her arms like a chicken to pump her breasts up. The man remembers he had an operation to help enhance himself so when she leaves he quickly checks his breath while pumping the size of his penis up by squeezing his legs together several times. They hit it off so well, 1 year later they get married. 7 years into the marrage the man is on his way home from working late and calls his wife and says, "Hey honey, for my birthday present tonight, how about we do that thing I like to do?" And she replies, "Hey honey, for my birthday present tonight, how about we don't."