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Joke: The redneck word of the day is: Handsome
Punch line: As in "She said her mouth is getting kind of tired so she's gonna use her handsome".
Joke: What do you get when you cross Federal Express and UPS?
Punch line: Fed Up!
Joke: If you had sex every single day for a year and used a condom every time and at the end of the year you turn those used condoms into a tire, what would you call the tire?
Punch line: One hell of a good year
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