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Joke: What do you call someone who has been up for two weeks?


Punch line: A two-weeker ( tweeker)


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Joke: What would happen if ( say the name of some known tweeker town) "some-town-name" burnt down?


Punch line: It would crack back


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Joke: What is the slowest thing in the world?


Punch line: A tweeker in a hurry!


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Joke: How many tweekers does it take to change a light bulb?


Punch line: 4, one to hold the light bulb and three to smoke until the room spins.


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Joke: What does Sex and Air have in common?


Punch line: Neither of them are that big of a deal until you are not getting any.


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Joke: A retired couple was working in their garden for a few hours one morning. It was getting close to lunch so the husband looked around for his wife. He finally spotted her bent over next to the barbecue. With out even thinking he blurted out, "Damn honey, your arse is almost as wide as the BBQ!" As soon as he said it, he knew he was in deep trouble. During lunch he expected her to say something to him but by the time they crawled into bed that night she still had not said a thing. He figured she had just let it pass, so he asked her if she wanted to have sex. She answered, "What? You expect me to fire up this big ole arse barbecue up for that small weenie? "


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