Joke: Why does a skeleton not like to go swimming?

Joke: What's the difference between a blonde and a computer?

Joke: You're so ugly if you were my dog I'd shave it your ass and make you walk backwards!

Joke: What did the little girl say when she had to choose between a tricycle and a chocolate bar?

Joke: how do you cook in the jungle?

Joke: How many tweekers does it take to change a light bulb?