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Joke: Why does a skeleton not like to go swimming?
Punch line: Because they don't like to be soak down to the BONE.
Joke: What's the difference between a blonde and a computer?
Punch line: You only have to punch information into a computer once.
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Joke: You're so ugly if you were my dog I'd shave it your ass and make you walk backwards!
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Joke: What did the little girl say when she had to choose between a tricycle and a chocolate bar?
Punch line: "Trike or Treat?"
Joke: how do you cook in the jungle?
Punch line: under a gorilla!
Joke: How many tweekers does it take to change a light bulb?
Punch line: 4, one to hold the light bulb and three to smoke until the room spins.
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