Joke: Why did the boy put sugar on his pillow?

Joke: Did you hear about the new Anti-Gravity book ?

Joke: If alcohol and driving don't mix, why does my car run off of ethanol?

Joke: Why didn't Platinum fit in with Gold and Silver?

Joke: Chuck Norris can bunt a home run.

Joke: Why was the man relieved when his credit card was stolen?