Joke: Why did the boy put sugar on his pillow?

Joke: Did you hear about the new Anti-Gravity book ?

Joke: Why didn't Platinum fit in with Gold and Silver?

Joke: Teacher: If you're not part of the solution, you're part of the-
Chemistry student: Precipitate, I know.

Joke: Chuck Norris can bunt a home run.

Joke: Why was the man relieved when his credit card was stolen?